Ostentatious isn't it?

Thiss fancy degree that we're going to get after the 4+ years of torture, tears, anguish, heartache and probably some irritable bowel moments. We slave till growing old starts to look like a sunset just so that we can get a job that will most likely work us harder, and strip away the remaining joy we have in our lives.

The bonus of all of this is, we get to pay for it! Literally. Thousands, sometimes even hundreds of thousands of dollars spent so they can tell you that everything that you learned in high school was a lie, three pronged essays are fictious figments of grade 7-12 teachers imaginations, and well pretty much that you suck in general. Go you!

Finally when you're finished countless hours of hard work that would make working in a mine look like a cakewalk you are handed this rolled up peice of paper. Your first thoughts are usually, wow..I thought this was bigger...oh god people are starring at me...don't fall don't fall don't fall. And there you stand, a few greyer hairs on your head, a plethora of them pulled out. Your social life having commited suicide long ago. You smile knowing you accomplished something big, your are educated! You are human hear you roar!!! And you have the $50,000+ of debt to prove it.

So hold your heads high future students, students! Cause god knows you'll want to smack it off the table at some point.